im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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