I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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