Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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