I'm really into asian looking animals
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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