ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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