I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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