I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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