I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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