Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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