girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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