Buhtt sex?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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