doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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