You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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