Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
its not stalking. its research.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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