Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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