if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just tell him i said nine months
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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