I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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