And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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