She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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