weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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