Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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