Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
