But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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