sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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