I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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