Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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