You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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