i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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