make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think my moral compass just broke
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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