Umm I'm too high to move.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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