I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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