so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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