No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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