i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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