You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Bring me that man meat
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
