I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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