She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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