McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
