I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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