i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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