i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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