im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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