oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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