I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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