After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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