But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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