Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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