I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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