That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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