ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
that is very illegal...i love you.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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