You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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