In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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