worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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