GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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