I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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