Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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