i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
