it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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