She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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