We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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