Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
where am i from again
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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