I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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