so explain again why im purple
no
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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